May 2013
Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
amoying:
amoying:
what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?
a piaNO
iamjayse:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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argentconflagration:
meenahsexual:
lordoftheinternet:
i see you driving round town with the girl i love and i’m like i am very jealous and resent this situation but i respect her decisions as an individual
THIS WAS FUNNY BEFORE YOU ADDED THAT PICTURE AND NOW IT’S JUST UPSETTING.
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livstarks:
variablejabberwocky:
hypotheticalwoman:
3rdrudy:
emerald-observance:
3rdrudy:
imsarahcate:
3rdrudy:
timewarp-grrrl:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right...
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
All of Tumblr this morning:
thecakebar:
buzzfeed:
looooooooooool
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
payto:
lyndsimac:
pierceduh-veil:
samfuckingb3ttl3y:
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
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